FINE
This is the word women use to end an argument when
they are right and you need to shut up.
FIVE MINUTES
If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour. Five minutes is only five
minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the game before
helping around the house.
NOTHING
This is the calm
before the storm. This means “something,” and you should be on your toes.
Arguments that begin with ‘Nothing’ usually end in “Fine”.
GO AHEAD
This is a dare, not permission. Don’t do it.
LOUD SIGH
This is not actually a word, but is a
non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A “Loud Sigh” means she thinks
you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and
arguing with you over “Nothing”
THAT’S OKAY
This is
one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man. “That’s
Okay” means that she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when
you will pay for your mistake.
THANKS
A woman is
thanking you. Do not question it or faint. Just say you’re welcome.
Hahaha. Tumblr is really very cool.
Oh yeah, new layout. Still considering if I should put my tagboard back. Give me some more time to think maybe. ;)
Kthxbye.
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